ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!

by Amanda on July 27, 2007

in Uncategorized

I received this as a forward, but thought it was so cute that I had to post it:

ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
Baby1
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
Baby2
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
Baby3
4. The "paw slide" Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
Baby4
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Baby5
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life!

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flutter July 27, 2007 at 1:13 pm

this is so freakin’ cute

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